The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!