The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Facebook.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to die

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to fly into the sun.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!