The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak braille

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to write on this website

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!