The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!