The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see into the present

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Poop

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!