the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The Power to die at will

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!