The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to breathe

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!