The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!