the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The ability to Hi

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!