The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!