The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to die

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!