The power to die

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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Facebook.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to know what time is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!