the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!