The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!