The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to put out light from your butt

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!