To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!