The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!