The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!