The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!