The power to never end your .

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!