The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!