The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!