The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!