the ability to darken darkness

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Imortality.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!