The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to breathe

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The power to transform into air.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to read the TV

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!