the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!