The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!