The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to do your homework.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Imortality.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!