The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to see through water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!