The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!