The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power of creating poop.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!