the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!