The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!