THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!