The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Melting

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see through windows!

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!