The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see into the present

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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i like pie.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!