To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power of being republican

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!