The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!