The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to say you have no power

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!