The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to see into the present

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!