the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!