thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!