The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Being Aquaman

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!