The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!