Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!