The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!