The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to get older every second

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!