The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!