The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to die

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!