The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to be phone

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!