the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!