the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!