the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!