The power to annoy people

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be your self

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to speak in sign language.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!