The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power of exact change

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!