- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to be an alcohoic

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The ability to see through glass

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to shit brix

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

the power to not have power

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to see through air.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

Pointless Super Powers