the power to fall asleep while being awake

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!