The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to die but once

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!