The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!