The power to fill in ___ blank

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!