The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to pee on command

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The power to have a black president

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be dead

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!