The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to pee out blue

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to die

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!