the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!