The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to exist

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have a power

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!